marina: hey label im gonna make my daily tour tweet where are we
label: uh, maryland
marina: m...ary..land?
label: yeah
marina: MARYLAND
label: mhmm
marina: WE. ARE. IN. MARYLAND.
label:
marina: tHE LAAAAND OF MARY
label: marina...
marina: I AM IN MAAAAAARYLAND
label: i just dont see what's so-
marina: HEY TWITTER IM IN FREAKING MARYLAND
label: marina thats not how the tweets are supposed to look
marina: *slamming her head on the wall* mARyLAAAAND
label: okay marina we have officially finished mowgli's road
label: we even let you keep your weird bird calls
label: are you satisfied
marina: wow that'd be a good song title
label: marina are you listening
marina: oh right
marina:
marina: tickle me elmo
label: what
marina: i want you to hold a tickle me elmo up to the microphone and record it
label: really confused here
marina: itS THE INTRO GOD
label: ah
label: right
label: okay
marina: IM SO QUIRKY
2011
marina: so i'm gonna dye my hair blonde for this album
label: okay
marina: i'll be blonde for about 2 years until the project is over
label: okay
2012
label: so marina your roots are getting a bit out of hand
marina: IT IS SYMBOLIC OF THE DEATH OF ELECTRA HEART AND THE REBIRTH OF MARINA
label: really?
marina: lol no thats just what the fans think
label: are you going to redye your hair
marina: no
label:
marina:
label: are you still going to do the whole electra heart thing for another year
marina: yup
label: well electra heart is blonde, right?
marina: yup
label: well are you sure you want to go back to brunette a year in advance?
marina:
label:
marina:
label:
marina: BYE BYE BLONDE
marina: lol guys hold up im gonna put this song on the album its v good
label: but we already printed the uk cds
marina: lmao fuk dem
label: marina this is real good wtf why didnt u tell us
marina: idk release it as a single tho
label: ok we did power n control in uk so we'll have this one everywhere else rite
marina: no release it in the uk 2
label: but its not on the album marina
marina: idc u dicks release it
label: ok sometime in august we'll get the video set up soon
marina: no october lol make em wait
label: ok well we got a few weeks for power n control to come out lets promo it
marina: shit idk man i released the video like yesterday
label:
marina: *cackling* gUDBYE CAREER
marina: LETS MAKE A VIDEO FOR MOWGLI'S ROAD
label: okay!
marina: so here's what we're gonna do. i'm going to be standing in the middle of a dark forest and
label: no marina, let us handle this. we know you by now.
marina: okay fine
label: SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE PLASTIC LEGS THAT GO OUT REALLY FAR
marina: wait what
label: AND YOU'RE ALSO GONNA HAVE PLASTIC ARMS
marina:
label: AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TWO BACKUP DANCERS WHO ALSO WILL HAVE PLASTIC ARMS AND LEGS
label: AND YOU'RE ALSO GONNA HAVE A HUGE PLASTIC TORSO AND YOU'RE GOING TO JUST FLY
marina:
label:
marina:
label:
marina: ok
label: marina go promo electra hart
marina: *cough cough* no im sick
label: o no we have to push back ur promo
marina: ok
label: n ur tour
marina: ok
label: anD NO TALKIN
marina: ok
label: and absolutely no vodka
marina: wTF IS THIS ILLUMINATI SHIT I AM A FREE WOMAn FEMINISM